*shudder* Tell me that you don't want William Goldman abridging humanity. He'd start by excising the frigidity from his ex-wife and the fat from his son.
(Okay, I have to confess that I just checked and the psychiatrist ex-wife and the fat son are as fictional as Simon Morgenstern. Ask me in a year if that makes me feel better about Goldman; all sources currently point to "no".)
Sure there are. That's exactly what my LJ is. It's the good parts version of me, without the endless whining about how my feet are cold or my hogging the good bathroom that Mr. E has to put up with.
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Date: 2010-11-06 08:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(Okay, I have to confess that I just checked and the psychiatrist ex-wife and the fat son are as fictional as Simon Morgenstern. Ask me in a year if that makes me feel better about Goldman; all sources currently point to "no".)
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Date: 2010-11-06 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-07 06:39 pm (UTC)